just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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