Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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