Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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