In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
zippers are such a cool invention
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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