...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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