Are we in a gay sports bar?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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