fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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