I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
