Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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