so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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