I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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