omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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