I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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