Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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