it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
