Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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