A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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