you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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