I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I look better un-naked...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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