My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Someone shit on the floor
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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