she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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