you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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