i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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