I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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