I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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