Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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