at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Text me some of your sweat
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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