your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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