I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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