he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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