it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Holy shit dude........stairs
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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