she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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