i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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