I think im going to throw up on grandma
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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