So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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