dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
