we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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