Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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