Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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