You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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