Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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