Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
