R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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