if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My vagina just recognized that song.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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