Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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