i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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