btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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