Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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