For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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