dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
